STOP!!

This is Part II of the Grape Assassin!

Read on only if you have read Part I…otherwise it won’t make sense…

truthfully it may not make sense anyway…
Proceed on for the awe inspiring conclusion of the grand mis-adventure of the Grape Assassin brought to you by our guest blogger Brent Stanek!

~Mindy

THE GRAPE ASSASSIN PART II

"Somethings Not Right." Photo courtsey of Kit.

Kaia had looked up from rubbing her roots, hair, in the dirt and noticed it laying there.  She immediately got up and commenced running around the Dining Hall shouting HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!  When that happened Carley also shot up out of her seat and started following her yelling CAMPY CAMPY CAMPY!  Not knowing at the time that Kaiawas just trying to think happy thoughts not incite an impromptu camp happydance.

At precisely that moment Mindy also noticed a raisin nearby her and she jumped up and headed into the kitchen.  Eric oblivious to all but sloshing his roots, hair, in the plate of dirt paid no mind to the raisins, Mindy’s departure, or the camp happy dance taking place.  I stood up from my place as with a look of confusion on my face from all the relevant proceedings and it was then I noticed a shadow in the foyer.

It was about 5’4” tall, red roots, hair, spilling out from under a black fedora, a very wrinkly raisin looking type face, and it looked at us with eyes on fire.  The demon came running from the shadow right at me and Eric I jumped up out of my seat but Eric wasn’t as lucky.  I ran to collect my friends Kaia and Carley, who were still running amok, and when I looked back the image before me forced a gag reflex so hard it could only be described as: vomit in my mouth.

There were Eric had been was a green tinged skin and a transparent gelatinous form seated were he had been.  It was an awful sight… Upon seeing it Kaia and Carley screamed and of course then Rebma turned and looked right at us.  Remba began running right at us when Kaia had a great idea!  Kaia began impersonating my very favorite movie star Teddy Bear Hunters! Carley began also shouting and pointing right at me, why is it always me… So I took off running and entered the kitchen with Remba hot on my heals. I dove into the kitchen and I thought I was done when suddenly a grape hit Remba right in the eye and down she fell, like a stone.  Mindy came walking out of the pantry with a bunch of grapes and we all knew a new Grape Assassin was born!  Kaia, Carley, Mindy, what was left of Eric, and I then all entered the walk in fridge and stepped back out normal, or as normal as can be expected.

The End?

Today’s guest blog was brought to you by Brent Stanek. Lutheran Lakeside’s Program Director.

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